Funny gross story 2/22
One day I had really bad gas pain. I was 17 and it was a sat morning. I started the day like many others with 2 slices of whole wheat toast and some jam. The pain continued through out the day, it was really odd because of how constant it was. It got really intense nearly ever 7 minutes, then go away. I could almost time it. I decided to take a late afternoon shower after having several 'no joy' sessions on the toilet. I just couldn't go, it felt like I had something there, just nothing. In the shower, while standing around, it felt like a liquid fart forming. I pressed my hardest to get it out... and splat! Damn I pooped in the shower while trying to fart. Wait.. Thats blood. Lots of blood. This freaked me out a bit, so I called my mom at work. She hurried home and we went to ER. After explaining that I'd had this sharp pain every 7 minutes and shitting blood, they had to 'make sure'. They demanded a sample. The problem with the sampl...